HOLY COW! Milking Simulator

Guide the adventure of a truly remarkable cow in HOLY COW! This bovine hero must survive a harsh world populated by carnivores while striving to gather the maximum quantity of milk. Whether the grazing ground is a standard field, the ocean floor, or the belly of a whale, the mission remains the same—all while steering clear of any romantic entanglements. Select from campaign modes, championships, or community-crafted scenarios to defeat every wave of foes across four distinct worlds. Experience a wide variety of stage designs, ranging from mazes and tower defense challenges to arcade and rogue-like mechanics. Utilize the comprehensive Level Editor to construct your own custom scenarios! Meticulously place every blade of grass, rock, and acid pool to craft the most bizarre and surprising map possible. You have control over the enemy types, their spawn times and numbers, as well as the available achievements and consumables. Equip your cow with stylish outfits, horns, and boots earned or purchased with milk after completing stages. Ensure you look distinct and are fully equipped to handle the incoming waves. Relax on the sofa with friends and collaborate to conquer levels, or dive into Championships mode to compete and determine who is the ultimate cow whisperer in various contests! Disclaimer: Please let your children know that actual cows do not utilize manure to disable tractors, consume machine components, or wield bazookas to eliminate Aladdins.