Not The Robots

Not The Robots

Assume the role of a robot inside an office complex. You must devour furniture while evading capture as a cryptic narrative emerges. Not The Robots is the ultimate Roguelike Stealth Furniture Eating Simulator of the year. It features randomized stages, permadeath, and an objective to consume furniture that serves as your stealth cover.

Release Date 12 Dec, 2013
Developer 2DArray
Publisher tinyBuild
Genre Action , Strategy , Indie
Platforms Windows, macOS, Linux
59 Metacritic View on Steam

System Requirements

Component
Minimum
Recommended
Operating System
Windows XP, Vista, 7, 8
Windows XP, Vista, 7, 8
Processor
1.5Ghz D
AMD Turion 64 X2 Mobile TL-66 D
Graphics
Graphics card from 2004 or later C
GeForce2 GTS/GeForce2 Pro C
Memory
1 GB
2 GB
Storage
300 MB
300 MB

Suggested PC Build

Minimum Build

  • CPU: AMD Turion 64 X2 Mobile TL-64
  • GPU: GeForce4 4200 Go
  • RAM: 1 GB
  • Storage: 1 GB
  • OS: Windows XP, Vista, 7, 8

Recommended Build

  • CPU: AMD Turion 64 X2 Mobile TL-66
  • GPU: GeForce2 GTS/GeForce2 Pro
  • RAM: 2 GB
  • Storage: 1 GB
  • OS: Windows XP, Vista, 7, 8

About This Game

You play as a robot inside an office building. You need to eat furniture and avoid getting caught. A mysterious plot develops. Not The Robots is the year's most engaging Roguelike Stealth Furniture Eating Simulator. It is a game featuring randomized levels, permadeath, and the objective of eating furniture—which also acts as your stealth cover. Key features include a seven-building Campaign Mode with increasingly harsh procedural levels; terrifying machine-gun-equipped guards to evade; traps such as spotlights, lasers, and bombs to sidestep; plenty of clever gadgets to master; an unlockable sequel to the previous game "You Find Yourself In A Room" by 2DArray; short, medium, and long game modes; a mysterious, fully voiced storyline; and controller support. 2DArray is known for web games like Company of Myself, Fixation, Fisher-Diver, and Spewer. This is their first commercial release, supported by tinyBuild GAMES. tinyBuild GAMES is an indie developer and publisher, known first for No Time To Explain. They are currently working on SpeedRunners, Not the Robots, Fearless Fantasy, and other unannounced titles.