Postal III

Decide to be Good or Insane—the choice is yours. After the Postal Dude's apocalyptic week in Paradise comes to an end, he and his crazed pitbull Champ migrate to the fittingly named neighboring city of Catharsis. Unfortunately, due to the Global Economic Meltdown, extreme left-wing "Green" madness, and hypocritical Government corruption, Catharsis turns out to be no better than Paradise.
Which route will you take when dealing with a scheming hypocritical Mayor? A psychotic cartoon mascot connected to Al Qaeda? A group of Eco-Zealots led by a former Vice-President? Or maybe Gay Segway "biker" gangs and a sociopathic cult leader Uncle with nuclear plans? Will you give in to your baser instincts and respond with gasoline to fire? Or will you rise above it to serve and protect your fellow citizens from the escalating insanity of the modern world?

Main features:

• Offensive, satirical Running With Scissors humor
• A realm of twisted parody inspired by actual people, occurrences, and ideologies
• Extensive, detailed, and interactive landscapes
• Chaotic POSTAL-style Vehicle gameplay
• NPCs respond to your actions in diverse, surprising manners
• Various story branches dictated by your choices
• Famous personalities: Ron Jeremy, Randy Jones from the Village People, despised director Uwe Boll, and Jennifer Walcott
• Guest spots from other Running With Scissors franchises: Krotchy, Champ, and the Postal Babes, who may fight alongside you or turn against you
• Insane new mechanics like the Helper Monkey, Grenade Cats, and the BadgerSaw
• Option to kill Uwe Boll! (or save him!)